Gristle + Gravy: Harvey Pekar Meets Anthony Bourdain

Bob and I are fans of both of these gentlemen...if you will.
We want to befriend this gristle and gravy duo.
Also, I have a crush on Mister Bourdain.
He is what I perceive some men of his generation(Baby Boom generation)to be like: no nonsense, intelligent, kind of gruff, sort of sweet, a pig and man's man. They do things unapologetically. They take care of business.
It is the least bit sexual, my crush...
Still, I have a crush on him.